Today is Day 8: I am linking this post to Ultimate Blog Challenge for July 2014.
Chapter 8
“So, tell me, you have crushes on how many girls and do you
go about declaring your flame on every single, hot chick you meet?”, She asks.
I am befuddled at such a question falling from the sky out
of the blue. “Is she a mind reader or what?” I wonder.
I send a reply, “Huh! What has got into you? I don’t go
about having crush on every woman I meet. If there are 1000 females in my
college, I don’t make a declaration of love. Main aadmi hoon haathi nahin (I am
human and not an elephant).”
“Hahaha! I am giggling. Mister, don’t act smarty pants with
me coz I have discovered your secret,” She scares me.
I wanted to shout. “What secret, yaa?,” I ask.
“You acting itna innocent, na. You spend your time, toggling
with the crush games on Orkut, declaring flames to girls by clicking the small
heart icon. I am telling you, sambhal kal rehna (Be cautious) coz my spies are
keeping a close watch on you.” Now, she is playing the games quite expertly.
I mean, I know, I am playing this silly game on Orkut to
whine my time. I discovered this fun stuff by accident and someone likes
someone, just click on the crush and the girls will rack their brains to know
who are interested in them. But, Orkut, guarantees privacy to users and there
is no way one can know about it. I feign ignorance and ask, “How you know about
that?”
She sends me a scrap, “My detectives are all over the place.
You are being watched.”
Tube light moment strikes. I’m in for the game and roars
with excitement. “This means that you have a crush on me and why don’t you
accept that your tiny heart has left you, travelling across seas and oceans to
land in my hand in Mumbai.”
“Wah! Wah!” She scraps back, “Stop acting smart because you
are caught, Mister. Who else are the other girls, besides me?”
“Bcoz..Madam…When you crush someone, it runs anonymous and
when the other person responds, you are notified. Am I right?,” I press the
trigger.
She didn’t reply instantly and, after a while, sends, “I bet
you haven’t still read The Alchemist?”
I corner her, “And, I bet you diverting attention. Accept
you click on me as your crush?”
5 comments:
Always scary when someone can read who we really are and tells it like it is, like she did to him!
Thank u so much, Kathy. I know, I am sure I would be shaking with fear if it happens this way. I am quite wary of mind readers:)
Are you writing a book and these are excerpts or is this a chapter in a story on your blog? Either way, I agree with Kathy. It is scary when someone sees who we are and especially if they see it more clearly than we see ourselves.
Orkut & google would have wanted this love story in their hey days... good publicity for them!!!
Good one. I like the witty conversations here!
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