Biplab ka magic

A new hero is roaming the roads and might be a Maharajah to revive the city of ruins. Heard he is record breaker and world champion of ridicule, something that has been mastered by his peers. Quite a few in the kingdom but this one claims everything hands down. Our hero's name is Biplab Kumar Deb, not to be mistaken with James...James Bond. Another master of ridicule, our entertainment in the house of madness, Sambit Patra must be wary for there is competition with the name Biplab.  Better watch out, Biplab is rising to claim the crown and the temperature is falling.

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Fuck our silly brains! And, if you think that Internet was something that we witnessed or our parents did with their own eyes, you are in for loud fart. Nah! We are not the generation who witnessed the creation of net since it was created in the times of Mahabharata. As we were wondering this CM Saheb might possibly tell that Narendra Modi-Ji was the reincarnation of Lord Krishna, he beats our imagination to death and turns into a beauty pageant expert. He re-invented the wheel to remind our stuck up brain on how Diana Hayden didn't deserve to be Miss World but Aishwarya Rai. The Papa of Great Invention.

Our guy deserves to be the brand ambassador of so many thing right from Fair and Lovely to our cows. Trust me, the vast knowledge and magic connation will make us forget about Alladin or P C Sorcar and he will surely turn black into white or white into black to make a magic potion for everyone. Don't be surprised if he takes upon himself like Krissh...Koi Mil Gaya stupid to solve all of India's problems in a jiffy and become a fortune teller to ensure we don't lack anything at a flick of the finger, getting India's rid of all issues, corruption, crime against women and unemployment.  Ek chutki mein Biplab ka magic. The seekers in old age don't need to watch spiritual or religious show for our Aastha Channel is aired live.

Our man Biplab is not yet done with his extravaganza and is one of the rare species who believe that the more booboo, the merrier. Forget about Mahabharata or Ramayana, Biplab Sarkar is in full mood to link our cows to Aadhar card!  Any guesses, this genius must be the reincarnation of Einstein for creating immediate employment with Gau yojna for our youth by reinventing Gandhi-ji's way of self-sufficiency. Our PM must immediately promote him as a special advisor how to solve every problem, right from the spaceships, warships, Pakistan or China and to create a miraculous pill by smearing a mixture of gau mutra to make India debt free and reaching full employment. We have got the man who has a solution to every fucking problem on earth.

Who shot the pigeon in the dark? It's not Rajamouli's Bahubali or perhaps since katapa ne bahubali ko kyon maara should be addressed to Biplab Babu.I am convinced he has the right answer and he may just consult our civil engineers to build the country, oops make them join the civil service in India to bring down redtapism. Now, why on earth I never had a teacher like him for just missed the chance to become a polished genius. Aye! Mere phooti kismat! Now, who came first demonetisation and GST or Biplab! Now, let me open a pan shop and the first one will be  treat to Biplab. Confused.