The atmosphere is tense. Legs are numb. The familiar coffee shop is
plotting to make you its worst enemy on the planet. Your feeling is under
siege. You sit on a lone table, fidget with your handset and get all hyper. The
world ain't coming to an end or getting brexit'ed. It's simple. Your crush is
sitting on that table waiting for someone. Make your move smartly, you duffer.
She can be waiting for her boyfriend or friends. You fuck and you are gone for
life the moment her friends storm and serenade her like Cinderella. God save
you, if you are all alumni of the same college.
You think, think and think what to say so that you may not land up in a
soul called stupidity. After all, it's not now on the spur of the moment you
gonna read a book on the art of conversation. Think at your own risk! It will
wipe away the time which is on your side and it's precious like water. A time
bomb of sort is tickling. You gotta be fast before she is taken and the poor
you may just end up sulking. Or, be worse off to admire and watch her guffaws,
smile at every small thing, at a far-off distance.
You can casually just look into her eyes to hint that you are interested
but remember don't you stare. Chuck off the things that I've done for a long
time and it is pretty lame. Like walking to her and say, Hey, I am XYZ! I wanna
be friends with you and waited for long to strike a conversation.’ She might
just give you the number of the wife of the Pehelwaan she is pally with in the neighbourhood
or change the calendar date of Rakhi just for you.
Well! You may just walk to her in a charming manner and pretend to ooze
confidence-even if you don't have in you-and ask whether she'd like to join you
for a conversation. It can work and may be not, depending on your luck. Done
that! It worked a couple of times but was not too much into her...vibe was
good, talkative chat and blowing smoke curled in the air. But, then, we were
regular at the college hang out and she saw me a couple of times. You get the
drift, right!
What else...what else! Pretend walking to the loo or on call and come
close to her table, halt for a second or two, smile before you continue your
way to the favourite spot. She reciprocates and just say a simple, 'Hi'. Throw
the missile, ‘You come here regularly? We haven't seen each other and invite
her to join you’ or with something like this 'May I join you?’ If she agrees,
don't get into bloviating mood as if you've just met the love of your life of
the past birth like Heer Ranjha type. She may just say, 'I am sorry! I am
waiting for some friends.' Smile, say no problem or ‘may be’ next time and walk
back to your table.
Better luck, next time. Yeah! That's right. Don't rush into things or
hit the panic button for hormonal changes in our body can propel us to act
weird and asking for phone number at the wrong time. The next time, you see each
other and exchange glances for there shall be a nod. Time to carry the converso
forward and you can casually ask for phone number...tab whatsapp during the
night. You can turn into a call centreJ
Still, if you are unable to approach her for every time you plan your
moves, her friends act like a movie spoiler. Don't lose heart. You are just
human and not a hunk. Who says only the hottest dudes get the girl? Make friends
with her BFF or someone in the group and be smart. You will soon join them at
the coffee table conversation and line maro, compliment her gracefully after
being introduced.
Don't be desperado. Sometimes, we behave so much drooling eyes type over
our sugary babe that she gets the ink that we too much into her. Be as normal
as possible. Make your eyes speak for few seconds. Cut the crap. Enjoy your
date with her and walk her home or to the rickshaw stand. The best thing flows
happen during such fun walks, be the joker and the butt of jokes. Girls love to
laugh.
Love Guru is done for the day.
Vishal
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