Satire: Forever Shaadi Insta tales from Tuscany to Lake Como and Jodhpur

The season of Shaadis, Band, Banjaa and Ghomar refuses to quell, from Tuscany to Lake Como in Italy and now apna Rajasthan. If you think Deep-Veer shaadi is over, think again! Both Deepika and Ranveer refuses to cool their heels and like hurricane,  pictures sharing spree on social media and real menu a la carte, the star-studded receptions from Bengaluru to Mumbai. Well! They could have married a frog, if not a peepal tree to stop boring us to death but none are Manglik!

Pun intended. Heard the Ambani bacha is tying the knot and trust Mukesh to say Jio mere lal with cellphone towers sprawling all over the place and pinning for the best gift from his pal,  Narendra Modi. Priyanka and his Nick, at a time when celebrities are becoming the wedding brand ambassadorsof Italy, have taken it upon themselves to boom the Indian economy by saying, I do in Jodhpur making it simple, royal fashion. 

The moral boost that we needed right after counting and flipping our colorful bank notes from pink, lavender, blue to chocolate brown, except black after demonetization. Ooh! La! La! It may just boost our wedding growth this December at a time when Vasundhara Raje and Sachin Pilot are battling out with Kissa Kursi Ka!

Back to Deep-Veer Insta picture sharing and overdrive PR with the hashtag best bride of the world to kill, it could give Netflix a complex or they may just release their wedding in theatre this Friday and not to suffer the same fate of Padmavati forever postponed last December. Khilji has just turned from villain to hero in this period marriage sage of undying love, enough to give Bhansali to jittery and itching for the next big band idea.  I’m actually thinking who bites the dust next! Err! New couple of time to say yes to shaadi vaadi!

The real killer, of course, is those Insta photo sharing that doesn’t seem to die down and maybe Deep-Veer nurturing aspirations for a next superhero kinda couple to rival with Chitti Reloaded after his version of Robot 2.0 avatar.  No wedding is complete without naach, gaana and booze, our Big Fat version from Italy to Jodhpur and Mumbai, with Amitabh Bachchan shaking a lead to Jhumma Chumma dede and Shah Rukh Khan to Chaiya Chaiya a la Ranveer Singh. Can we expect the new groom dude to remain in one place when music plays as if traffic signals in Mumbai are not enough?

Another reason to make a music album of the wedding reception and sell, making the moolah! Who says bad days are there when it’s raining money! Here’s the trick to make the moolah to celebrate the wedding video in theaters next to you!  Perhaps you need to get drunk with your friends and party wild to beat the Big fat wedding handover all over social media. Just saying!