Band bajaa baraat on Twitter. The garish clothes worn by Ranveer Singh may just be passé and for one last time, he may just dance in his own wedding, khud ke shaadi mein Ranveer Deewana.
Deepika! You broke my heart but for one last time, give an ultimatum to your soon-to-be-would be-husband to get rid of colorful Santabanta meets Baba Ramdev attire or else call off the wedding! He could well be the brand ambassador of Pantanjali and swinging his body in yoga style.
Karni Sena must be fuming for Khilji will finally take saat phera with Padmavati! The feeling of a condom bursting open to be filled with water before the act and so much for water conservation, Dear Karni sena! I feel for you guys. Maybe you should protest that Ranveer Singh must dress properly as the groom and cut the hair not to do Thattad Thattad! Bechari Deepika. She is no abla naari and may well shop for her groom to avoid censorship of the biggest 100 crores wedding this November. Who else to give some fashion tips to the groom and the bride! Karni Sainik may well have a change of heart what with the wedding adding a Rajput theme, aan and ashaan!
Every Gunday has its day to triumph with his bride for Sanjay Leela Bhansali may well do the honors...only naamkaran and no change of name. Ek chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jaano, Ranveer babu! I’m still pinning my hope for some last minute drama a la Padmavati and a climax in a desi, modern version of The Runaway Bride. Deepu! You broke my heart into tiny pieces with this Lootere! How about leaving him! You can have my word for I will never wear such colorful clothes like your groomy boy and hate everything garish.
Save water! Ranveer and Deepika will teach not just water conservation but how not to spend their own money to grow them rich! Itna kanjoos! No surprise for Ranveer Singh is Sindhi and will dance at his own sangeet, be the bandh, baaja aur baarati so save every drop of crore. The Newsmaker of the year is no doubt Ranveer and Deepika stealing the thunder under any nose to suddenly say Metoo! Arre bhai matlab Kabool, I do and wanna get hitched forever. See! They are no Chetan Bhagat and Ira Trivedi release of emails to compete on who writes better English to protect well their virgin reputation with love and kisses.
Now what with celebrities fixation for a spot under the sun and bhaag ke shaadi karna? Running away to get married in a phoren destination should be our national sport and not hockey! First Anushka and Virat and now apna Deepika-Ranveer on their Italian escapade. Everyone is bent to become a brand ambassador of not India but exotic location for their wedding. Makes me wonder what Modi Ji will think about Incredible India campaign?
Any idea about the Suhaag Raat! You silly I am not thinking about Durex, the condom endorsed by Ranveer Singh. I think Deepu will teach him badminton on the night and how to play it right...having perfected the art of net practice. Think sasurji Prakash Padukone. The Bajirao gets his Mastani in style!
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