Bajirao makes Mastani with Band, Baaja aur ek chutki sindoor ki keemat

Band bajaa baraat on Twitter. The garish clothes worn by Ranveer Singh may just be passé and for one last time, he may just dance in his own wedding, khud ke shaadi mein Ranveer Deewana.

Deepika! You broke my heart but for one last time, give an ultimatum to your soon-to-be-would be-husband to get rid of colorful Santabanta meets Baba Ramdev attire or else call off the wedding! He could well be the brand ambassador of Pantanjali and swinging his body in yoga style.

Karni Sena must be fuming for Khilji will finally take saat phera with Padmavati! The feeling of a condom bursting open to be filled with water before the act and so much for water conservation, Dear Karni sena! I feel for you guys. Maybe you should protest that Ranveer Singh must dress properly as the groom and cut the hair not to do Thattad Thattad! Bechari Deepika. She is no abla naari and may well shop for her groom to avoid censorship of the biggest 100 crores wedding this November. Who else to give some fashion tips to the groom and the bride! Karni Sainik may well have a change of heart what with the wedding adding a Rajput theme, aan and ashaan!

Every Gunday has its day to triumph with his bride for Sanjay Leela Bhansali may well do the honors...only naamkaran and no change of name. Ek chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jaano, Ranveer babu! I’m still pinning my hope for some last minute drama a la Padmavati and a climax in a desi, modern version of The Runaway Bride. Deepu! You broke my heart into tiny pieces with this Lootere! How about leaving him! You can have my word for I will never wear such colorful clothes like your groomy boy and hate everything garish.

Save water! Ranveer and Deepika will teach not just water conservation but how not to spend their own money to grow them rich! Itna kanjoos! No surprise for Ranveer Singh is Sindhi and will dance at his own sangeet, be the bandh, baaja aur baarati so save every drop of crore. The Newsmaker of the year is no doubt Ranveer and Deepika stealing the thunder under any nose to suddenly say Metoo! Arre bhai matlab Kabool, I do and wanna get hitched forever. See! They are no Chetan Bhagat and Ira Trivedi release of emails to compete on who writes better English to protect well their virgin reputation with love and kisses.

Now what with celebrities fixation for a spot under the sun and bhaag ke shaadi karna? Running away to get married in a phoren destination should be our national sport and not hockey! First Anushka and Virat and now apna Deepika-Ranveer on their Italian escapade. Everyone is bent to become a brand ambassador of not India but exotic location for their wedding. Makes me wonder what Modi Ji will think about Incredible India campaign?

Any idea about the Suhaag Raat! You silly I am not thinking about Durex, the condom endorsed by Ranveer Singh. I think Deepu will teach him badminton on the night and how to play it right...having perfected the art of net practice. Think sasurji Prakash Padukone. The Bajirao gets his Mastani in style!

Eroticism of midriff, navel

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There was a time when the woman parading in a short skirt, parading her legs and the upper part of her body exudes sexiness. All that matters was the bust. Refer to Kimi Katkar upping her bosom factor to the lips of Amitabh Bachchan in Hum or Raveena gyrating to Akshay's nature call, Tu cheez badi hai mast mast or Kareena's size zero. It is passé now.
As Bipasha right says it, "Indian men don't like abs on women. Hard bodies are out. They prefer their women rounded, but thin is in now." Truly said Bipasha. Picture Deepika in the bad remake of Dum Maaro Dum. Well, it started with Katrina Kaif with Sheela ki Jawaani. The navel is in, is back and it gonna stay for a long time till something better and smoother replaces the flat curve. It's sexy and sexiness redefined with the smoking hot combo of the navel and the midriff. We all love watching our women's navel. It's not that I am being sexist but rather thinking in terms of sexiness or upping the sex quotient. Ask the new age conceptualists of Hindi cinema. This englobes the saree beautiful on the lady. She is no bimbette and she knows her mind as the smart,kick-ass designer paint a transparent circle between the midriff and the navel. It makes for aesthetic show.
The trend are changing and innovating on the fast line as new designers chips in new ideas which makes fashion adorable. We all want to live the dream. Men are not left behind and we take it as a sign of encouragement as our models have gone from flab to fab.There was a time when someone had to be plump to make a fashion statement. Can you imagine the reaction if someone would flaunt her cleavage a la Deepika, Malaika, Aishwarya or Bips for that matter 10 years back? She lost it and her career is over. Not anymore, dearies. I somehow find the tatoo damn sexy on the navel and it's appeal is unique. Not just for the sex quotient but for it's fashion content and appeal. Thin is sexy and is in. That's the mantra.
It makes for regular exercise and the process of hitting the gym to equip yourselves with a flat and thin curve. Exercise has never been so sexy. Indeed, the navel has been the centre of both male and female attraction. The woman is now more flat chested and is the only part which is still curvaceous. Now wonder brands like are innovating big time with its various length and width to accomodate the human body. A pair of jeans should be fit from the waist to the toe as the wearer easy slips into them. It is a booming industry, the textile. Clothes have never been so innovative in design, process and outlook.
The good thing is that our generation is a very fit one. We are aware of the difference between sexy and vulgar and as long as we know how to project ourselves, who cares. It's all about the brand image. In some way or another, we are all projecting a brand, celebrity or mango people. It is a tale of uninhibited physicality and speaks of the changes in the mindset of the young generation. We are generation, unafraid of speaking our minds and is a fashion statement.
The navel never ever makes the woman looks indecent. She flaunts it so comfortably and it makes her look sexy. It's cherry on the cake. It propel us dancing along with Bipasha on the lines of Beedi jaile le. Personally, I love watching a sexy lady with a well toned midriff, curve and of course, the navel. Katrina's midriff in Sheela ki Jawani is the perfect body to the male gaze. So is Malaika's sizzling act in Munni badnaam. Priyanka Chopra has a beautiful people and insiders in the industry confide that the lady is a fitness freak.
Slim is the new in'. I remember how at one time, in my early teens I would envy guys with a well built and robust body. They were always surrounded by the super hot chicks and was like see, I am too slim, this chick is too farway to chase. I felt like a sore loser. Not anymore. Slim is beautiful. Slim is sexy. What the point of having a robust body if you cannot exude charm and be comfy what's the point in displaying a robust and badly built body. it becomes a case of forced vulgarity to be in.

The brand new avatar of the likes of Kat, Deepika, Priyanka and Sonam for that matter is sheer pleasure to watch. They exude a redefined process of eroticism and sexiness and one feel that the Khajuraho is back and the ladies are living the dream of the temple. It's a tale of mystic beauty. A case of slim, bare and forging one's own identity.Ravi Verma and Hussain saab would have been proud today were they alive as our B-town ladies and why not guys(c'mon we can be sexy and we are..make no mistake about it) would give the sensual pleasure of polishing and re-polishing their arts.