Crazy Things old Friends do!

 

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1. Smoke up and get an adrenaline high in the middle of the night thinking that beer is salt water whipped to perfection by the monsoon drip.

2. Indulge in long and endless whatsapp conversation till the morning harking back to the flawless school and college days like Uncle Sam and Chacha Chaudhury.

3. Pour water and paste on each other's hair and faces to scare off  the next-door- neighbor's pretending to be a white ghost parading naked only in mornings.

4. You pretend to be friends with your common foes and get them to reveal the darkest secrets about your besties which you don't lose a second to narrate. Having a good laugh about it with your chums is the best bitter sweet revenge ever.

5. The whatsapp forwards feels like reaching the elixir stage and a gentle reminder that you have never left each other. Joy unlimited makes you dance like Kung Fu Panda and wishing that you could turn the clock back in time.

6. Going on a spiritual trip assessing life and turning into overnight greying monks since you survived and thrived on Old Monk. 

7. Suddenly becoming dukhi aatma and a new version of Devdas since you cannot change the past that haunts you to death but forever friends feel like Gayatri mantra followed religiously.

8. A hug feels like glue and ghee making you stick together and forever.

9. Disagreement adults rather than consenting adults turn you into stand up comedians by laughing the lungs out and doing the monkey dance.

10. Watching FRIENDS might be passe now but scaring the shit out of each other like monsters gives a sadistic high with those bulk whatsapp forward and memes. You know how to pull pranks to scare the shit out of your chums.

11. The birthday bum that you get or give every year was so painful that every root canal reminds of the asshole friends hell bent to screw your ass in college.

12. Every peg taken alone pushes you back into a trance, surrounded by the irritating friends who mixed your drinks and gave a missed call to the ex. The besties we cultivated are unique and could be Gabbar for life turning us into emotional wrecks as we miss them every single second of life.

13. Friends are the stabilizing emotional strength in life with whom you bitch nonstop and rue how life has taken turns. You moved places,  states, countries and travelling the seas yet it feels like you are stucked forever on an imaginary desert island. Every single time a tear is shed makes you feel like a baby wearing diapers.

14. Long distance whatsapp calls, forwards and messages could push into slow motion mode, emulating Jai-Veeru and Seeta aur Geeta, the long-lost brothers and sisters lost in Kumbh Mela.

15. And you thought wearing jeans to a Pyjama party was akin to gate crashing! You've never met Ranveer Singh then! His cool dude dressing sense drives you out of place in this world.